Going to meet Allah

dead

oh shit why?

Who watches these kind of movies?

Still my favourite!!

Its me everyday

Must reach off button....

"A Stern Warning of Things To Come"

Thank you for your borking

furthermore

I can't believe he got sick!

Want to start yoga?

When the past and the future meets

Sadly, both

Coochie circumference

Introverted but willing to discuss plants.

This billboard ad peeling off

Always stay hydrated!

absolutely bamboozled

that's right ladies

wright brothers can melt steel beams

not gay tho

Fortunate son intensifying

expecto pahomos

thin line

"Does it look like I'm going downstairs?"

Remember when the Simpsons went to china?

Ice Princesses

The day I got my vasectomy!

Got my boss a birthday card..

accurate

gnOwO what's this?

Its only Monday and I already gave up.

At a Wholefoods’ checkout

With their big hit: Paper Thump

My dog loves his elk antler chew, and it looks like a pipe.

It’s true though

The 5 horseman of the foodpocalypse

The author of the Martian is hilarious

Hipsters are trailer trash

Frend

What we really should fight for.

The ping pong ball is flat! Wake up people!

I wonder if he read the sign

3 riders of insanity

Japan: "ching chong ping pong, I *** anime pillows"

retcon

I see what they did there

phthalo blue

Let the trickery set in

Humble beginings.

A gentleman and a scholar

Weird Pandas

[shit]post

Grandmothers: Everything needs to be covered

hold up

Never have to eat again

Potential murder

at least it hits it

Trying to come up with a way to get my family on board for composting. Added some eyeballs and named him Oscar.

Its take one, right?

Offf

Not today old friend...

Fergus having an epiphany

They have won

This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic

3D is always better

I did this all the time

Her word is law

*cries in leftist*

Few words about my income

Is he suffering..?

Cosmetic surgery

Close

But I need twitter

Evolution of van

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

The Good boi Anatomy

Boomers get out reeeee

Jupiter is no joke you guys

*Suspense intensifies*

A mix of two things from the 80’s.

Who needs friends with this much cargo space?

Kinky yet vanilla

Jesus, but better

Please don't decline

Pay yo rent

Why have you forsaken me mother?

learned how to say hi in mandarin.

ching chong

I'm not your son!!!

This guy should be head of our school systems

im not drunk, i just came from pub...

And one Colonel to rule them all

*cue some K-pop song with trumpets*

Why is he so shy

this kid is the sweetest...

Checkmate, round Earthers.

BUTT

Owwwwww!