And who would hold the umbrella?

I can feel this

I wish my relationship was as strong as this dress

The time machine

Tipfinger? Or what would it be called

The Infinity Hat

Foreal!

I am disturbed

Please move, pun master coming through

What is infinite?

THERE IN THR TREES!!!!!!!!!!

Just working that Nein to Five.

e lved hr

It smells delicious.This is sure to give you a boost.

reality

Nice view you've got there mate

Oh Brittany..

How likely are you to recommend?

Shit show

Dirty derek

Give 'em hell, kid.

Dadjokes

The old days are the new days

Office wars

Let's not forget either

Yeah its cool..

granny

I did the beth I could.

shake that turban baby

god bless usa

An Idiot

Still hasn't noticed

Going to meet Allah

dead

oh shit why?

Who watches these kind of movies?

Still my favourite!!

Its me everyday

Must reach off button....

"A Stern Warning of Things To Come"

Thank you for your borking

furthermore

I can't believe he got sick!

Want to start yoga?

When the past and the future meets

Sadly, both

Coochie circumference

Introverted but willing to discuss plants.

This billboard ad peeling off

Always stay hydrated!

absolutely bamboozled

that's right ladies

wright brothers can melt steel beams

not gay tho

Fortunate son intensifying

expecto pahomos

thin line

"Does it look like I'm going downstairs?"

Remember when the Simpsons went to china?

Ice Princesses

The day I got my vasectomy!

Got my boss a birthday card..

accurate

gnOwO what's this?

Its only Monday and I already gave up.

At a Wholefoods’ checkout

With their big hit: Paper Thump

My dog loves his elk antler chew, and it looks like a pipe.

It’s true though

The 5 horseman of the foodpocalypse

The author of the Martian is hilarious

Hipsters are trailer trash

Frend

What we really should fight for.

The ping pong ball is flat! Wake up people!

I wonder if he read the sign

3 riders of insanity

Japan: "ching chong ping pong, I *** anime pillows"

retcon

I see what they did there

phthalo blue

Let the trickery set in

Humble beginings.

A gentleman and a scholar

Weird Pandas

[shit]post

Grandmothers: Everything needs to be covered

hold up

Never have to eat again

Potential murder

at least it hits it

Trying to come up with a way to get my family on board for composting. Added some eyeballs and named him Oscar.

Its take one, right?

Offf

Not today old friend...

Fergus having an epiphany

They have won

This is how I fit into a brand new corvette. Shin and head angle were brutal. The salesman was laughing his ass off and snapped this pic

3D is always better

I did this all the time