But the Bible says: "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

He was charged for arson

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Snake?Snake?!Snaaaaaaaaaaake!!

There is work to do, fellow dooters

Mfw I found out that Harold is a pussy slayer

moot had no chill

When mom asks you where all the RAM went

That lightsaber really tied the room together

so?

Just curious....

iiIi

Outliving us All

One last dive

Master of Photoshop

Imperfect loop.

Hank Hill knows what's up

The WoW movie if it was based on gameplay

Family values

"Don't worry, I'll be gentle.."

wait for it...

scrolling trough HL

Solving Obesity in America

Why did you get detention, son?

So do I ;-)

First World Problems

When Kylo Ren took off his mask

4chan picks a name.

***ing hipster

Roastsss pt.3

Google search results are getting more and more accurate.

MF after checking hl after 3 months

it's really not that hard, get your shit together SpaceX

Good coworkers

So I just walked into my kitchen (I don’t own a cat)

It's a prank, yo'!

sounds reasonable

Sending in a normal text VS not noticing autocorrect ***ed it all up and freaking out your friend

Runner's Nipple

Feminism vs Patriarchy

My first gif/submission. Be gentle, it took hours, but I had to do my dooty.

Can you spot the difference?

Women should have the same rights as guns!

Wandows is now working ngrmadly.

Not all heroes wear capes.

David Bowie on life

me irl

***ing spaghetti-O's man

Parents teach us a lot of things

Shes gonna need some burn heal.

Anon learns German

Priorities man

Kids these days wouldn't even know whom to call

Needing to take a crap in the middle of a dance

That was close

Now he can finally ride the rollercoaster

Also contains 100% nightmare fuel

Reporting for dooty

He's probably right.

This was a rather special training

I can see the future

It's funny 'cause it's true

Non Dooters right now

When your first post ever gets gold

Roastsss pt.2

<4

Gahd damn, that sh*t's funny xD

Asians

When bae turns into an infidel

dont got a title

We gonna bring it back with a small loan of a million doots

Anon quotes the Bible

Bonjour

never underestimate the dark side

when you find a rare weapon in a game

Your move

I was saving that for later!

per 100g contains: 100g Dank memes

No you ***ing don't

Love at first sight

When you have a class to teach at 12, but Pope Urban II needs you to cleanse the Holy Land by 2

Leonid Di Capriovich

When u play Yugioh but u still wanna doot

Roastsss

TFW Spooky Raid

Oh Snap Girl!

That Brock

unlurking be like

She has many talents

Dad jokes can be hurtful

I'm never trying anal again.

when you're done editing your mixtape

Deus Vult!

Just saying

I forgot to turn off the oven!

When you tell the priest the kid's 5 and not 4

When you make a bad meme

Klingt komisch, ist aber so!

MFW I farted

Cat Plan