Omg, this card!

For those who do voodoo on me, pls stop

patrick

I’ve seen your cow and I just wanted to say that me and my pig totally understand you

p-pickachu... are you okay

The lamp looks like googly eyes on my shades!

Leave the kids alone with the cat they said, everything will be fine they said

>The white blood cells destroy all foreigners

sister got some “silver” wrapping paper to wrap dads presents...

Hugelol Trivia #6

STANDO POWAH!

He believes in me

Damn librarians ruining my fun

When does it end?

Wish I could pull a John Cena and not see that. Erase it from my mind like Chris Benoit

Store poster doesn’t like Netflix

Damn F

I'm tired guys

the genius, I can't handle it

Somebody's trying to call you also it's raining

Star Trek for Ants. StarTrekDay

Haha jk.... o.o

I’m getting good at this.

I just bury mine in the floorboards

I got a guinea pig 3 days ago. He has escaped his enclosure 4 times.

Colorado is getting crazy

"This is exactly why I don't take him nowhere!"

Drew this for my bf this morning and forgot about it. Scared the poop out of myself.

you could always do worse

I don't know what this cow is going through but I can relate.

It’s so ***ed up the introverts are here!

They made a whole game out of pink guy

Smokey says “Nobody gives a f*ck about what gender your is baby!”

Oh, Leia, how sweet, innocent, and naive you are.

Do you ever just lay there and think... What if?

Poor baby

Japanese "American Police" Magazine Cover.

I didn't even want ice cubes, but I had to get some out of respect

They have No filter

Guy in a costume trolling pandemic deniers in Seattle, WA

Spongeboy needs his Vagisil

@Block2

Don't disturb us. We are angry...

Judge: nice

Anyone know what kind of bird this is?

Squid - remastered

I also want to try it

Don't tell us what we can and can't do...

I miss him too sometimes

Saw this gnome in Rotterdam in the Netherlands. According to Wikipedia people also like to call it the “buttplug gnome”

Damn Canada

All you need is one curious kid, and you have a blown out *** in aisle 5

Do what you must, I've already won

A friend in low places

Resourceful nerd hacks the office coffee machine

Cheated you cheated..

bird fruits

traces of pretentiousness with a cancer finish

title

It was Very Hot in LA Yesterday.

I made this at work, nobody got it. I thought it was genius.

I Simply Couldn't Live...

Finally got back the banana left at school before the lockdown

title

Upskilled

Early iPod

Interview.

Compare the pair

Lit

Yorkei transforming, my Yorkei will soon turn into chewbacca

The progression of a baby eating their first donut.

The Cute Monster :3

The Cursed Hat

They had us in the first half, not going to lie.

A sad sad truth.

I'm kinda hungry now too.

What have you done?

Art from the early renaissance period

When a book doesn't immediately tell you what a character looks like

speed

8 inches of what?

Thanks to Tchaikovsky, it's legally a musical instrument

Borg Burn

My desire every time an inconsiderate driver passes me.

by a hare

I Hate Nate

Welcome Home!

I found this very funny. Maybe it’s just me and my love of dad jokes

My daughter’s foot got caught in her pajamas in a rather unfortunate place.

It's what she gets

Mom...? Dad...?

Yoshi says: Suicide is the best for tax evasion

Yep

Send me up

Superfriends

Rich cats of Istanbul

my poster finally came!

Goals

exercising

"Children, may you paint your future using the blood of your enemies." ~Klingon Rogers