an antinatalist's wet dream, literally.

you can always turn it off if you wanna farm some free cash

Omnisiahu akbar

Just No!!!

It's Saturday and I have noting to do. Let's go.

he did not send a chicken

:o)

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Unhappy meal: the most unhappiest meal you've seen

Did I do this right?

find out how broken you are

come on, I know you wanna sing it

never been this sure for anything

iron man vs iron natzi

we're leaving

The little hemermanmaid

Potato gang

I'm sorry but I have to inform you I found about live action Assassination classroom today

jealousy is a sin

Going out with a boom

Noted !

ladies and gentlemen let me present you: Marvel 2022

Hmm, no more red wine for me... for atleast a day

His presence indicates big changes are coming

Life Is Hard !

When you contribute new words to the ADL's list

They lied

Nothing but pain

Not even cerebrally

I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was.

Albert Dente showing off a new method of cooking pasta which ended up being named after him. 1863.

They must feel so important Right now

AdTube moment

Philophosaurus

Penis Van Lesbian changes name to Dick Van Dyke to enter show biz. 1947

should we disown him?

I like the part where Arial said, "It's Mermin Time!" a single tear ran through my cheeks.

You guys are the real heros !

"You are the first"

Damn girl was that not the goal?!

Pretty accurate if you ask me

It's just a cheap trick to pander to people.

You may not like it but this is what the peak male looks like

Every god damn time

The first cyclist with a pair

Do you agree??

“I don’t belong in this generation cause I don’t “insert something bad”

Such a big downgrade

IOS 16? More like Android 4

Something Isn't right

My grandfather before and after 4 years of serving on the front lines during WWII, 1941-1945

Ah yes buy this for your daughter, perfect for school

bithces like to bring up the past

It's all we want.

iF YoU DoNt LiKe It LeAvE

we eatin good fellas

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed ᕙ⁠⁠ᕗ

Fat dog

Change my mind?

I’m living just to witness it

Can someone explain what happens?

Welcome, Apple!

...

The new yoga craze.

5 dollars

What If ? Feat. Dr. Subaru Strange X Ainz Dormammu Gown

THIS FLEW OVER AN AUSTRALIAN WOMAN’S FUNERAL TODAY

Someone pooped gold today

Undercover Police Officer successfully infiltrates Mexican Drug Cartel

Nobody likes vegans

Simping

The only little mermaid I'm willing to accept.

Youtube is literally unwatchable without an adblocker

The UK needs new money

.cat

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it is indeed an art

Known locally as Willy Tree

[OC]

I feel bad for making this

H.P Lovecraft approves

i literally can never tell

I guess she doesn’t want to be my friend because I’m white :(

I’ve found it, the worst tattoo

Ozzy Osbourne showing how much sugar he likes in his morning coffee. Circa 1984

A new religion that will bring you to your knees

Nej farmor!

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I'm so hilariously & alarmingly confused...

No hoes

[OC]

Your data is safe here

the phrase 'absolute unit' was made for this very moment

Spotted this yard sale sign tonight

Spacing!

My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.

Yes, keep the racist tears flowing

Canada's low-key super sneaky spy plane

JESSE WE NEED TO late lunch

the 4 main reasons I have a pc