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Your data is safe here

the phrase 'absolute unit' was made for this very moment

Spotted this yard sale sign tonight

Spacing!

My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.

Yes, keep the racist tears flowing

Canada's low-key super sneaky spy plane

JESSE WE NEED TO late lunch

the 4 main reasons I have a pc

touché.exe

Are some just more equal than others?

No idea why I made this

Mr Passive Aggressive

Just for Birds announce new product for Belgian Canaries

This shirt I saw

How to make people super mad 101

I'm looking at you, Pinnochio

OpenAI

W… T… F… was… wrong… with… 19c. children’s book authors??

Two 3090s for 10k?

we really don't care

Scalie Wednesday my dudes

How...just how could they have dropped the ball so hard?!

Smiley face ㋡

Russians coping with loosing be like

Daily Machikado Mazoku #119 Do your Best Shamiko!!

Their PR game is strong af

Stars aligning

We won Mr.Stark

Bernie Sanders defends the Gay Soldiers, 1995

Daily Erwin meme #1685

I didn’t get all the fuss over the new Little Mermaid but now I’ve seen the trailer Ariel does look different

My highschool coach is a legend. Actual year book photo.

It never truly ends

everyone finding out Ukraine's president was involved in a car crash

rock me Amadeus

You can't retire now, there's evil afoot

Senator Mitch McConnel waves at the crowed as he’s re-elected for the 5th time.

Is it gay if she's your dick?

Last week’s trending topics

It's not about money, it's about sending a message

I guess I cared enough to make a meme about it.

Gotta respect the Indians for their commitment in both sides

What font do you use?

Little mermaid meets big Aquaman

does sakura usefull?

Daily Jahy-sama meme: day 742 ✓

Locks Locks everywhere

it be like that always though

Why do you ladies take so long. I have a wife and three daughters, and one batroom. Two daughters are grown and out of the house, but you can't at least ask if someone needs in before?

Everyone likes mcu nick fury although he was white in the comics

Comfortably Numb

This is just asking for trouble

On my 16yo son’s whiteboard this morning.

He-Man in real life

My 8-year-old cousin put this note up on her bedroom door.

Throwback to that time when my friend told me that paint cans were indestructible

Uh-oh

Your blinker fluid is fine, but it looks like we will have to replace your frame pads.

Being ugly is playing life in Hard

here b4 incel accusations

Courage the Cowardly Dog was goated

Skill

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Lifehack for parents of colicky babies!

Spot me Bro

Vincent van Gogh, Self-Portrait

Gym motivation

Greek

Future King, Charles begins training to use a fountain pen

I thought I was boned!

Is it so much to ask for?

Speedrunning went way too far

Moai are discovered on Easter Island, 1722

That actually sounds like truth

The nerve of some people

Don’t drink alcohol

Who is evil enough to tell her

What lack of budget does to a mf

Man can teleport but can't swim

They're tearing down the Bab*** Dairy building in Toledo, OH and this is all that's left at this point.

The first known bayonet is created in Bayonne, France, 1694

My friend sent me a pic of these SPAM blockers at a local grocery store

. . . But you’re still dead

Noskcaj Leahcim Disease

>tfw you have to repair all of the imperium

Family dinner must've been awkward.

Just give me the Nobel prize

People You Encounter At Walmart

hmm

RIP

Welcome to the Nazarick

I like guys who think about the future

French soldier quickly loads another shell into his tank

oh shittt!!!

Oh boy another Disney remake

Low maintenance friendships are the best, you can’t change my mind.

Me being interviewed by the BBC mourning The Queen at Balmoral in my D&D T-Shirt

*Disney music*