They lied

Nothing but pain

Not even cerebrally

I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was.

Albert Dente showing off a new method of cooking pasta which ended up being named after him. 1863.

They must feel so important Right now

AdTube moment

Philophosaurus

Penis Van Lesbian changes name to Dick Van Dyke to enter show biz. 1947

should we disown him?

I like the part where Arial said, "It's Mermin Time!" a single tear ran through my cheeks.

You guys are the real heros !

"You are the first"

Damn girl was that not the goal?!

Pretty accurate if you ask me

It's just a cheap trick to pander to people.

You may not like it but this is what the peak male looks like

Every god damn time

The first cyclist with a pair

Do you agree??

“I don’t belong in this generation cause I don’t “insert something bad”

Such a big downgrade

IOS 16? More like Android 4

Something Isn't right

My grandfather before and after 4 years of serving on the front lines during WWII, 1941-1945

Ah yes buy this for your daughter, perfect for school

bithces like to bring up the past

It's all we want.

iF YoU DoNt LiKe It LeAvE

we eatin good fellas

Matter can neither be created nor destroyed ᕙ⁠⁠ᕗ

Fat dog

Change my mind?

I’m living just to witness it

Can someone explain what happens?

Welcome, Apple!

...

The new yoga craze.

5 dollars

What If ? Feat. Dr. Subaru Strange X Ainz Dormammu Gown

THIS FLEW OVER AN AUSTRALIAN WOMAN’S FUNERAL TODAY

Someone pooped gold today

Undercover Police Officer successfully infiltrates Mexican Drug Cartel

Nobody likes vegans

Simping

The only little mermaid I'm willing to accept.

Youtube is literally unwatchable without an adblocker

The UK needs new money

.cat

…

it is indeed an art

Known locally as Willy Tree

[OC]

I feel bad for making this

H.P Lovecraft approves

i literally can never tell

I guess she doesn’t want to be my friend because I’m white :(

I’ve found it, the worst tattoo

Ozzy Osbourne showing how much sugar he likes in his morning coffee. Circa 1984

A new religion that will bring you to your knees

Nej farmor!

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I'm so hilariously & alarmingly confused...

No hoes

[OC]

Your data is safe here

the phrase 'absolute unit' was made for this very moment

Spotted this yard sale sign tonight

Spacing!

My mother ordered a soap dispenser from Amazon and THIS was the warranty information.

Yes, keep the racist tears flowing

Canada's low-key super sneaky spy plane

JESSE WE NEED TO late lunch

the 4 main reasons I have a pc

touché.exe

Are some just more equal than others?

No idea why I made this

Mr Passive Aggressive

Just for Birds announce new product for Belgian Canaries

Poor guy getting sexualised like that

This shirt I saw

How to make people super mad 101

I'm looking at you, Pinnochio

OpenAI

W… T… F… was… wrong… with… 19c. children’s book authors??

Two 3090s for 10k?

we really don't care

Scalie Wednesday my dudes

How...just how could they have dropped the ball so hard?!

Smiley face ㋡

Russians coping with loosing be like

Daily Machikado Mazoku #119 Do your Best Shamiko!!

Their PR game is strong af

Stars aligning

We won Mr.Stark

Bernie Sanders defends the Gay Soldiers, 1995

Daily Erwin meme #1685

I didn’t get all the fuss over the new Little Mermaid but now I’ve seen the trailer Ariel does look different

My highschool coach is a legend. Actual year book photo.

It never truly ends