It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
726,527 Poster of the Year
You better not mix them
I design fake products, so I created a DIY Supreme Oreo Kit after I saw the cookies were $92k on eBay.
My dogs' tags
I got the most concerning fortune cookie today
The goodest of droggos.
ooh pizza party
day 53 of drawing a grumpy animal every single day. grumpy possum
Are you certain sir?
You get what you deserve
Pic in comments :(
I’m living the dream boys!
Goes for cops as well
Water attack doggo
This sign at work makes me curious about #s 1-4
Us has the best health care
This will only take a second
Can’t believe the audacity of this ***
If we give him some cat nip we can party together!
A sign at a local resturaunt in my town.
Some advice from 2 Chainz
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I will, i will Mr.Rogers, DONT SHOOT!
A pro-life table at a teacher’s convention is giving away fetus erasers. This is the true height of irony.
It kinda feels like having friends
Someone brought this to the office potluck.
Getting some appreciation
RESIDENT EVIL 3: REMAKE
There's no stopping him now.
You f***ing donkey!
I hope so.....
The choice is All Yours...
Tried to take a selfie at JFK. Caught this gem before I could figure out how to reverse the cam...
I photoshopped a frog and a dog together
Good guy cops
tbh it's kinda rules
Pretty much every client
Chinese wallet is speaking the language of all of us
Breakdown! at the Walmart
the prosecution doubts the defences claim that the defendants breasts could possibly be that big!
Emergency calls only, please
I hope this hasn't been posted before..
It do be like that
I don’t know what to say
Felt that one
Toilet roll + Cat = Moon???
Why do I find this funny?
Reading is good for your mind, unlike porn
I don't know-how why I found this very funny...
Cardi B crowd surfing, circa 2018
Here's a picture inside of the busiest railway station in India!
Think I got ripped?
Not today coronavirus!
Who’s gonna carry the boats?
Deadly weapon alert
Children are the future
Instagram Filter IRL
It couldn't catch you if you ran.
Any time a child tries to guess my age...
Wheres the owner? I need a word
You doctor yet?
3 of them even have the same beard
Ninja is retarded
'We found the leak.'
Smells like updog in here...
That's when you start running
Your turn, Weinstein.
The fate of the conspiracy theorist.
I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here's mine.
This is the ultimate UNO reverse card.
A man has fallen into the... wait...
She has no idea of what just slapped her in the face
Experienced jailbird gives sheriff's department 5 star review on Google with his full name and photo included.
Essential Oil vs Corona Virus
God is dead
George Washington gathering supplies for his planned crossing of the Delaware River
Who the hell would pay 4k for sex?
His name is Kiryusha. Today he is 19 years old. And he hates everything
Can't get a hangover if you don't stop drinking
Thank you for your service!