i would eat myself. but wait...i wouldn't have a mouth ;(
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I am new here!
I lol'd a little to much at this
To divide by zero...
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, I present to you cumsock on the crosswalk.
Where are you going Mr.Red Panda
Dammit woman !
Only in Denver, CO.
Stealth mode activate
The Far Cry of Society [OC]
Words are hard
Funny sentence inside a bottle cap
who are the real monkies?
Run run run jump I can be your backpack while you run. This Yoda backpack found in a thrift shop.
I didn't have a string of lights long enough for the whole fence so I made Kevin my Halloween sabertooth tiger eat the lights instead
20 years ago I was preparing for this. And nothing happened!! Where were you?
Well.. they’re not wrong
Accurate business name.
Yet another retro reboot
For antisocial people
this meme will die in two days
This one will sleigh you
Who doesn’t need proof they bought a donut?
A fail proof method if there was one
Some random mobile game let me pick any name, so I did.
HUGE Financial burden
Person of the year!
only human after all
I photoshopped a cat and a seal together
Kelly SO beware
both are true
My last minute Christmas sweater.
I am fond of this bumper sticker...
Fond Memory Yankee Candle Scent
The media owes loyalty to their pedophile overlords
Hope my wife doesn’t mind me showing up without the family van this evening
Dog spelled backwards is god
Found at Lowe's
This kid is smart he beat the system lol
whatever the *** this monstrosity is
We love you Todd
Gotta keep your eyes peeled for criminals
Our low-budget hospital Christmas tree
*insert confused cat*
After telling my dad that all dads wear white new balance shoes he was very proud to send me this
Dealing with Printers
Lonelyman makes sure you will never see baby yoda the same way again
She can explain
Gotta love a bit of carbeque
Ready to attend office parties with my latest Holiday sweater
the end got me
Now he just looks like a grandpa who's sick of kids
I have account
Google is a savage
A clean PC
He Asian tho
There are RULES, Daniel!!!
Bing bong your opinion is wrong
Tell the Dude I think I found his rug
Somewhat not stolen
Milk supply is getting low
This one’s a knee slapper
Birthplace of democrazy at work
Make me a sandwich
most likely to meme
What a cringe, bro.
the whole gang's here
Weird flex but ok
those that do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it
It's just a long freefall
How to deal with unwanted dick pics
If Harvey Weinstein doesn’t get a Best Actor nom for this performance, I’ll never watch the Oscars again
Heroes 3 game of the decade
He’s not lying
TIME’s Person of the Year 2019
Saying goodbye to friends.
Ups did it again
I made some stained glass worth $120,000. Banana, me, stained glass, 2019
Hits too close to home....Dec ain't cheap
Shaved the day.
Just fight for full custody