It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
816,159 Poster of the Year
Not sure why but she keeps ringing the doorbell every morning about three
BE A PART OF IT
Not appropriate for the hospital
Anything you can’t do
Finally something I can really support
Eats your soul vs. eats your dick
The world now
Call The Locksmith!!!
Future is unsupported
Can wheeeeeee!!! 16 times only.
Bobby has Krytonite!
Dads in a nutshell
U won't understand
What have you become
Duck goes brrrrr
brehsus christ is my breh
The ring tempts you
My air freshener for my car
My sister and I wanted a selfie with a deer.
I've started deliberately misinterpreting song lyrics..
Perfection at its finest.
Return to monke? NO, we be going back even farther
Just parked next to this
I know it's small but I worked past the laughter and this was the result of my efforts
my friend’s daughter set some lofty goals
Found my Christmas ornament for this year.
W-what are you doing step car?
Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons
Cats are cute
It's been about 6 months since I put this on a welder at work and no one has said anything. It's a magnet with sharpie on it.
She makes a good point
Imagine paying for sex witth pictures of your grandma
What to do?
Every cat owner gets this....
What would other companies' themes sound like?
Bilbo never made it to the Grey Havens
Wanted to share this!
Not me i'm a good Christian boy
Aynway, I need a new church and wife.
Jupiter’s 2020 face
brehs hugelol doesnt exist it is merely memes condensed to a slow vibration
The one and only fox has been slowly destroyed over the years by graphic design :(
If CIA doesn't want to murder you, what are you even doing with your life fam
Leave me A-LOAN
Sweet license plate on a McLaren I saw downtown
Another gem to add to my birthday card collection.
water is level earh = flat breh
Why do you call it football if you use metric?
I wasn’t wrong
Getting there... eventually
Apartment for rent
I cannot unsee this!
It’s fine. Everything is fine...
Glory hole shut
Four Players' Tennis
Surf and Jerk
everyday life of having a cat aha
Why does my cat look like a dad answering a FaceTime call
Birthday card for a friend
Never noticed how short I was till my cousin came over to visit.
slaving away on diamonds just to end up in my peehole lmaooo
Wife tried to snap a pic of our 5yo running towards her on the pier. He was too focused on his juicebox and didn't see the stainless steel fishing table.
Batman at the Bar
U just played yourself
Southern folks just make things work.
If it’s stuck together it counts as one Gusher
Yes, there are two circles there
No one's removed this lad from my dorm's stairway, so I turned him into a work of art
Camping is ass